The Big Tail on the Little Alligator
Hung over and late for work at the saw mill again, Gervis rear-ended a car with Texas tags going up the state highway. To Gervis’s surprise the Texan was a verifiable dwarf! The little man stormed over to Gervis’s pick ‘em up truck, looked up at Gervis, and yelled, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”
Without missing a beat Gervis I looked down at him and asked, “Well, which one are you then? Grumpy?”
